Jill's Top Ten List

Hello, gentlemen. I am pleased to be invited to be the first female author of this blog. I definitely think I've earned it, especially after living with 6 boys this weekend. I won't disappoint. I can't think of a more perfect post to start with. And on to my list.

#10 The randomness that is Brendan Walker

Walker showed up to Subhouse with $7 shot glasses for everyone.

Walker ordered 16 inches of heaven, even though according to me 8 inches is the perfect size.
Walker went outside and talked to the whores with kittens on leashes.

And that was just lunch on Saturday.

#9 Hanging with some fun girls

I don't really hang with too many girls, and most of my past roommates turned out to be whores, so I was a little worried about the weekend. Luckily, I had Nichole, Sara, Sarah, Meaghan, and Allison. They were fun. And that's all I needed.

#8 Motorcycle Man

I was talking to Aaron on the phone on the way down when we drove up to this guy. I was laughing so hard I was crying and had to get off the phone. As we approached and Nichole snapped his picture, he waved.

Much to my surprise, Nichole ran into him SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE REUNION. His name was Tony, or "Hollywood" as he's known on the road.

#7 Late night shenanigans at Gardens on Irving

Ryan described "the vacuum treatment" perfectly, but what you don't know is what also can happen if you pass out. He knows: anything that is not bolted down will get stacked on top of you.

Ryan, with a lampshade on his head, a vacuum, plunger, 5 chairs, wendy's bag, and shaving cream.

#6 Being Back

Don't you all get misty eyed, but it was just so great being back. Walking around like we owned the place, seeing familiar faces, exploring the new buildings. You could talk to people like 5 years didn't go by. It was awesome. I love UD.

#5 Becoming friends with Keith Waleskowski

I tried to sneak a picture of him, but he totally caught me and posed. We talked for awhile, took pictures. I ran into him like 6 more times that night and he was awesome and so nice.

#4 People repeatedly telling me how cute my hair was/how awesome my boobs are

Hearing these things will never get old to me. Maybe I love Dayton so much because I am one of the hottest ones there.

I hope I don't get in trouble for posting this picture. Note: The teeth belong to Sara.

#3 Rallying and staying out til 5 on Saturday night/Sunday morning

I didn't think I was going to go out at all Saturday night, but I am so glad I did. I impressed myself by closing Tim's, heading to a late night at Campus South, climbing to the roof, and being one of the last one's to leave. When I rolled in around 5, even Ben was asleep. My only regret: My camera died around 2:30.

#2 Robert, Robert! and Roll-ing Lugg-age

On Saturday afternoon we were getting bored so Sara, Nichole and I decided we were going to take over a porch and start drinking. We looked out their window and saw an apparently uninhabited porch across the street. I went to get beer, they brought the radio. Time went on and more people arrived. Games like porchball, flipcup, and cornhole were played. While we played flipcup, we began chanting. We met this guy Robert at Bdubs the day before. Then we saw him across the street. Every 5 minutes we chanted "Robert, Robert!" and he eventually came over and played. At one time someone walked down the street with rolling luggage. We chanted, "roll-ing lugg-age." Then we thought about what we were saying.

#1 The Porch Party at 202 Lawnview

See above. My favorite way to spend a warm Saturday afternoon. There was no place I would have rather been.