Awhile back, I mentioned that Flyer News had stopped publishing the much-loved crime log, at least in the online version of the paper.
Well, today I checked, and it's back, in all it's petty and ridiculous glory:
Please note in the 2nd entry and the majority of the article focuses on the fact that the girl doesn't know her own insurance company's name, but plans to call her parents this weekend, and in the 3rd entry, someone claims that 3 articles of clothing cost $600 (I will never understand why college kids steal laundry. However, I do understand why Basford kicked that girl's underwear freshman year...Basford, where are you?).
I think whoever writes the crime log may have the dryest sense of humor and wit I've ever read. They should write a movie based on the crime log archives. Those assholes from Superbad can star in it.
**Update**
I just found a pretty funny editorial article from some kid complaining that the crime log is too repetitive. Classic.
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Call it... Friend-o
It sounds like someone went "No Country" on the Mechanical Engineering Building.
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