
I lifted this editorial article from the most recent edition of Flyer News. At first, I was heartbroken. I mean, this isn't what Clarke worked so hard for (those 4 or 5 days he was employed at Kettering)! My memory isn't as sharp as Sas', so you'll all have to help me out on the nicknames we gave the VWK staff, the dumb eating contests I assume we challenged each other to, etc.
Volume 55, Number 33
Wonderful era in UD dining ends, farewell all-you-can-eat
Corey Griffin
A great era of dining at the University of Dayton has come to an end. The Virginia W. Kettering cafeteria has shut down to change its style from a full buffet to a la carte.
Shame on you, Dining Services.
In a day of the flex plan, inflation and rising food costs, the other cafeterias aren’t quite giving students what they need.
A walk through the Kennedy Union cafeteria showed Vitamin Water priced at $2.50 for a 20 oz. bottle, a dollar for a cookie less than the size of a palm, and $4 for a small group of undersized chicken strips. A sign placed next to the fruit advertised that the price of the healthy snacks had skyrocketed to a whopping $3.75 per plastic container.
That being said, $6.25 (up 50 cents from the 2005-2006 school year) was a deal that students could not pass up. It was a deal where they could actually fill up their stomachs.
Take, for example, the Emporium. If an average student is to visit the convenience store in Marianist Hall, they will be greeted with a deli line reaching the building’s lobby. They’ll wait in line for 20-25 minutes to get their sandwich, and then wait another five minutes in the line for the cash register.
Another rude awakening will be when their meal plan will cover only a $3 sandwich, a $1.34 bottle of Coca-Cola (because you have to include the tax now), and maybe an overpriced $2.19 container of grapes. That’s a $6.53 lunch. And if you decide to do this everyday, you’d better be ready to call mom and dad to put more money on your Flyer Express to make it through the last month of the school year — if you’re on the flex meal plan.
At VWK, things were different. Students could fill up on fruits and vegetables — as many as they wanted. They could fill up on cheeseburgers, desserts and the friendly ice cream machines. Unfortunately, the days of a good deal are gone at UD.
When students signed on for the flex plan, they were told that about a third of their money would go to cafeteria costs. Shouldn’t this be enough to run a cafeteria that serves less-than-desirable food anyway?
UD says that they are “losing money” on the VWK cafeteria — yeah, because students are actually eating what they need to, in order to have enough energy to make it through a long school day.
Maybe the university should blame some of the money losses to big projects where money could have been spent differently. And the spending spree will continue with the campus master plan. While students at public institutions in the state will benefit from the freezing of tuition costs, Dayton students will be burdened with tuition bills that have been skyrocketing for years.
Sure, many of these projects have given us opportunities and some have been very beneficial to the university, but maybe scaling back some of these projects would prove to be more cost effective and achieve the same result.
I know what you're thinking: "Dammit, Costello. Why didn't you link to the crime log?! I just read that whiny kid's rant, assuming it would somehow connect to random theft and public urination!!" Sadly, they have apparently stopped publishing the crime log. I had to go all the way back to April of 2007 to find one: Enjoy.
5 comments:
first off, i actually worked there for two weeks. unlike other co-workers who resided on 7 meyer, I punched in to work and actually stayed to "work." I remember my main responsiblity was the stirfry station. If someone wanted a stirfry, I was supposed to ask if they wanted any help. They would usually give me disgruntled look and refuse to respond. I would stand there thinking, "man, I would love that stirfry they are making. I wish I could make a stirfry like that." I quit soon after.
My favorite cafeteria memory though comes from KU, when Costello & I battled through a 30-minute staring contest that lasted all the way from KU up Stewart Hill to 7 Meyer. Actually, I told that story to someone last week. They too gave me a disgruntled look.
Dammit, Ben. That's the well-woven yarn-spining this blog needs! It's got imagery. It's got self-deprecation! It's got the story coming full circle!
And it's got me!
I could stare at you for days.
Remember when EP broke his leg and ordered chinese food for like 3 months?
EP breaking his leg is easily one of the top 10 stories of freshman year.
Speaking of which... I think a list is in order... my top three nominees are:
EP breaks leg
Kings dad has "affair"
EP and Neinaber spoon, Costello attacked
Ok Fuck Face let get some things straight.
First
I didn't break my leg it was every bone in my foot. Except for my toes they held strong. And I am still pissed that none of you fuckers believed me and left me on the basketball court to fend for myself. My favorite moment would have to be when after spending 7 hours in Miami Valley hospital (broken feet apparently aren't as important as gunshot wounds) Sas who was leading the way in getting the rest of you lemmings to believe that I wasn't really hurt and to leave me on the court, comes walking into my dorm room stuffing his fat little face with an ice cream cone and upon seeing the cast on my foot says
"Holy shit EP what did you do?" If I could have gotten up or reached my crutches I probally would have killed him.
Second
If anyone was attacked in the Neinaber incident of 2000 as it has become to be known it was most certainly me and not the guy in the red hat aka Costello. It's not my fault that I am just so dam sexy that people get me drunk so that they can spoon me.
Third
Kings dads affair would have to be my favorite moment as well as the fact that for the first two months of school I thought king's name was eddie and proceeded to call him eddie spaghetti for that period of time.
Costello I will eventually write an epic but I don't know what it will be about but it will probably include some BONO BASHING
Oh ya and it wasn't just chinese food I also ordered Jimmy Johns, sub house, and anyone else that would deliver to my stoned ass
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