I talked to EP last night and realized that I'm not the only one who loves this blog and looks at it all the time. Every time I read a new post, I laugh my ass off sitting in the corner of my classroom while my student teacher is trying to teach a lesson (she is a pagaent girl by the way...that will have to be a blog by itself).
Anyways, EP urged me to write something new, so here it is. I'm actually just going to respond to things in the comments of the last few blogs, but I'm making it a new blog because no one goes back to read the comments after a few days. Consider it a pu-pu platter of topics or Potpourri if you're a Jeopardy fan.
#1--EP, you're the only one who calls it "the Nienaber incident of 2000". We still all just call it "the time when EP and Nienaber spooned." Then when someone starts telling the story, Costello jumps in and yells "I want the kid in the red hat."
#2--EP, don't feel so bad...you're not the only one who had horrific injuries go unnoticed. Costello was like 4 minutes from dying and no one knew it. In fact, I think the only person who cared was our Acting professor--what was her name Cos? Looking back on that, I think she was trying to Cougar you. You should've tapped that.
#3--I told this to EP last night--I couldn't be more proud of my 1 appearance on the wall of quotes. No one who stepped foot in 301 smoked LESS weed than me except Costello...Yet, what was my one nugget of wisdom--a quote about pot! I can't wait until my students google my name and find that.
#4--Clarke, EP claims you told him a story about a time where I ridiculed you and tried to convert you to Catholicism. While I totally believe it, I just don't remember it. First of all, I'm not Catholic. Second of all, I don't even believe in God. Thus, I must have been drunk, or just trying to piss you off (probably both). Either that or it was the same night I made the quote discussed in #3. Honestly, the only thing I remember about that night was watching Live at Pompeii and passing out on the couch.
#5--Trivia: The title of my blog is a quote from which movie? Now, don't go looking it up and cheating like Sas OBVIOUSLY did when he guessed on all the quotes.
#6--UD looked solid against the vaunted CSU vikings tonight. Are you on spring break next week Cos? If UD plays at OSU on Tuesday or Wednesday we should meet up with Karas and go.
4 comments:
Garman,
Welcome to blogworld!
I can't remember the name of our acting teacher. But yeah, she totally wanted me. I do, however, remember the name of the 40-year-old former stripper-turned-uber-Christian, Lutisha Dupree! She asked us not to curse during scenes.
Sadly, my spring break doesn't begin until March 28th, so you and Todd will have to represent UD without me.
(though, let's be honest. London Warren will find some way to throw it all away)
Garman I don't want you to go to hell so I am going to send you a virtual Jesus fish to help save your soul. Its my job as a Catholic to try to save your soul!!!
I tried to cut and paste but it didn't work so you will just have to imagine a Jesus fish in place of this sentence.
And on a totally seperate note this past weekend I was out in colorado skiing and Clarke and I decided that King is totally in the wrong proffession. While setting up peoples futures is noble after giving the subject way more thought than necessary, Clarke and I came to the conclusion that King should move to Colorado and open up a tubing hill with Kinker. They could call it K squared tubing and they could both just sit there blaze and drink beers while they tossing unsuspecting children down the hill on substandard innertubes.
Is it from Bull Durham?
Garman, I don't remember you trying to convert Clarke to Catholicism the night you said "Pot is the only reason we're talking about God and Human Existence", though that does sound about right.
I do remember you preaching that night about how wrong abortion is and that you value human life so much that you would not object to dying if it meant that your life saved another. I can't remember the exact quote, but it was along those lines. So I think you were actually trying to convince Clarke that you were the world's saviour, which is probably how EP got confused.
Also, I didn't cheat on the quote wall... It wasn't hard to figure out considering that I said half of the quotes and was present for the other quotes.
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