My friends, I have unearthed the hallowed quote board from 301's wall of crap. You remember the wall of crap, right? It was that wall on your right side as you went up the first flight of stairs, on your way to shave greg's head or play video games in the attic. If memory serves me, there were hundreds of Jimmy John's menus.
Alright. Here's the deal. I'm going to list the quotes, and keep the identity of the speakers a mystery (unless you want to be a cheater and enlarge the picture I posted....don't do it, cheater!). It's up to you to determine who said the quote (I'll give you a clue: Sas said half of them, Greg makes one appearance, and one quote is from a girl). Let's see if we have any scrap of a memory left!
Ok. Here we go. Enjoy the idiocy, and put your guesses, commentary, and further insults/hilarity in the comments!
1. “It’s like having a mentally handicapped roommate.”
2. “They say I give them hell, but I just tell the truth, and they think it’s hell.”
3. “You don’t know me.”
4. “Go ahead and steal my dream!”
5. “I was barkin’ up the right trees, you gotta grab the apples.”
6. “But I wanna be with friends.”
7. “I am Rock and Roll personifed.”
8. “Walker, you can throw sticks at me, but you will never hurt me.”
9. “I’ve never said this, but I’m willing to conspire to commit murder.”
10. “What the fuck man? Chinese people don’t believe in God!”
11. “Dude, I pulled a cancer patient’s wig off in second grade.”
12. “What are we doin’? We’re sitting around talking about which Golden Girl we would screw!”
13. “Sas is getting upset!”
14. “My herd is hobbling.”
15. “Last time I said that I almost ran over an old lady and her dog.”
16. “If I was gay, I could get any guy I wanted.”
17. “We’re in college, dude; we can do whatever we want!”
18. “I’ll do whatever my crew wants me to do as long as they follow me around and say ‘Keep it real, Sas’.”
19. “Maybe I am gay!”
20. “Pot is the only reason we are talking about God and human existence.”
21. “I didn’t do anything…well, I did get out of hand. I threatened to kill him.”
22. “You know what, Sas? I bet Godzilla did have a bad back. He was a tall fucking dinosaur!”
23. “In case you guys haven’t guessed, I’m pretty high.”
24. “What am I? Humpty fuckin’ Dumpty?”
25. “My ticket board saddens me now. It’s a sad day for America.”
26. “Fuck me! Fuck you!”
27. “It almost tastes like…nothing.”
28. “I’m barely alive, but definitely going to the Hills.”
29. “If you think about it, grizzly bears eat fresh salmon every day. I love salmon, so I think I want to be a grizzly bear.”
30. “One day, I’m just gonna shoot you in the face.”
31. “Oh, naw, dude, if it was midnight I’d be at Tim’s, like, wheeeeeeee.”
32. “I come up with a lot of crazy stuff when I’m stone…If I wrote it all down, I’d be rich.”
33. “I’m not racist! The eliminator is racist!”
34. “What would I do if I moved into a new house and there was 20 tons of pot in the wall? I’d set my house on fire and get real high.”
35. “This is an inappropriate place to tear off my symbol of closeness to God.”
36. “Welcome to Toddy Town.”
5 comments:
1. Either Jill or Cat... can't remember... though it certainly applies to any of the retards I lived with.
2. I like how former presidents only make the quote wall once, yet I'm there 9 or 10 times.
3. Sounds like Val... not sure
4. Clarke being Clarke
5. Sas... this really did make sense with the proper context.
6. Sas... can't remember what this was about though.
7. I'm pretty sure I said this to King...
8. Clarke being Clarke
9. Sas... who was this about? I'm sure it was justified.
10. I'm standing by this.
11. JP of the trees
12. Sas commentating on the patheticness of our existence.
13. Sas being Costanza
14. Basford inspired by Sas
15. I think this was me too.. but I have no idea what I was talking about.
16. Clarke or Barger... neither would surprise me.
17. Ryan Basford being Brennan Basford
18. I'm pretty sure this was the first quote... your welcome
19. Sounds like insecure Clarke or depressing Basford
20. Garman... one of my personal favorites because it was such a classic attic night.
21. Leo only makes two appearances... but they are both classic... What a meathead.
22. EP... I really wish I could remember the pretense that led to EP snapping this comment towards me.
23. EP being EP
24. Sounds like EP... but it could be me... I actually don't remember.
25. Hippie being Hippie
26. ?????
27. Walker... what about?
28. Basford... I wonder if this was the "Weekend at Bernie's" night... I hope so.
29. This is weak... but mine none the less.
30. Clarke... about who?
31. Leo is such a meathead
32. Well, you wrote one down Gregster... how's the bankroll?
33. Basford... one of my favorites.
34. Stupid Hippies.
35. Basford... I think I'm the only one who knows the story behind this quote.
36. Schmidt's Gay.
And that picture of EP is so awesome.... what happened to the picture of Clarke and D-Rock... that picture was hilarious.
Sas I am either very very impressed with your huge brain or very disappointed in your lack of moral fortitude because I am guessing that you took a peak at the picture. as for my guess' I think we all know that a great deal of my brain cells were left back at dayton so I only have a few guess'
1. Sas about any of us
5. def. SAS man
13. sas
19. Clarke
23. im pretty sure that one was me
32. schwabe for sure cause he always used to say that up in AK
36. schmidts gay
Dude i have no clue on any...except 17...that was my famous quote to the day
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