$$$ Cleveland Sucks and I Want Restitution $$$

Apparently the Indians have become the farm system for the "Real Teams" in Major League Baseball.

As the 2009 post season begins, I've decided to compile the "All Ex-Indians Playing for Playoff Teams Team"

Starting Rotation:

1A C.C. Sabathia, NYY
1B Cliff Lee, PHI
3 Carl Pavano, MIN
4 Paul Byrd, BOS

Bullpen:

RHP Guillermo Moto, LAD
LHP Alan Embree, COL
C Rafeal Bentancourt, COL

Position Players:

C Victor Martinez, BOS
1B Jim Thome, LAD
2B Mark DeRosa, STL
SS Ronnie Belliard, STL
3B Casey Blake, LAD
LF Manny Rameriz, LAD
CF Ben Francisco, PHI
RF Ryan Ludwick, STL

This is a pretty decent squad... probably just one closer away from being the best team in the playoffs.

Oh well, I guess I still have the Browns... err Ohio State.... err.... Dayton Flyers.... um... um.... um...

Go Lebron!!!!!

If Lebron leaves for New York after winning zero championships with the Cavs, can the title of "Most Tortured Sports City" finally be given to Cleveland once and for all. I feel like we don't get enough global recognition regarding this topic.

And since I have to follow Dayton Flyers Basketball and their false sense of national relevance, am I "The Most Tortured Sports Fan in the Country"?

If there was some sort of government grant awarded to help promote the general mental wellness of beleaguered sports fans, don't you think my case would be a slam dunk?

A message to Obama..... "SAS WANTS RESTITUTION!!!!"