First, did you know that Eddie Murphy is a soothsayer?
Second, remember those douches that had the "2 Dix" show on UD tv station (correct me if I'm wrong, but did you guys on Lowes earn the title of "Dix of the Week" once?)?
Anyway, apparently one of them is making it big.
Here's his audition tape for As the World Turns. It gets pretty emotional right around the 2-minute mark, when he recalls his time in prison, and "the big tattoo guy who attacked [him] with a folding chair."
For more Oscar-worthy material, click here and here.
Third, it looks like Doobie, Garman, and myself have signed on for reunion weekend at UD. June 20-22. So everyone else, mark your calendars and fall in line!
Fourth, I added a link to KB's sweet new website.
And here's the link to his imdb entry!
5 comments:
As I recall, Saviano was the less douchier of the two, but I didn't really care for either of them. I think Leo befriended him for awhile, one of his many "man crushes". With regards to the "Dix of the Week" querry, I believe we were actually the innaugural "Dix". Somehow they thought we were sitting on the porch staring at the girls across the street when they would take a shower, but really we were just getting stoned. Come to think of it, that's quite an accusation to broadcast on Campus Television. We should have defended our good names. They should at least mentioned one of the actual dick moves we pulled. For example, the time we create a road block in Lowe's street by piling loads of debris from various objects that we had recently destroyed. Then some dude ran it over with his Jeep and snapped his axel... that was so Dick. As they say out here, "I'm so over it".
Costello how do you find this shit? What do you just give your students a pop quiz and spend the time surfing youtube, if so bravo my friend. Those guys show should have been called the Two Duschbags personally I'm glad that the big tatoo guy attacked him. That fag is perfect for soaps. I wonder if he is friends with Bono yet? Sas, what is this accusation that you speak of was I so stoned that I didn't even know about it?
Well done on finding my IMDB page! I should go find my audition tape from The Mighty Ducks and post those to YouTube.
I'm still deciding on reunion weekend. I'll sure I'll most likely be there. Keep me posted if you guys rent a house or something, I'll go in on that.
I need some clarification, am I to believe that bayer was is that movie? Oh yeah and make sure that I am first on the list to see the Mighty Ducks audition tape, I am sure that it is much more entertaining than big bad tattoo guy
i really was in Tiger Warsaw. if you ever want to watch the movie equivalent of a quaalude minus the panty dropping part, i highly recommend you look it up. it's on netflix.
and i also really did audition for Mighty Ducks but my lacking skills of being able to skate and act, made it a very tough audition. i don't really have a copy of the audition unfortunately. but it may exist somewhere in some agencies vault of future stars and/or meth addicts.
i like to think of myself as the JD Salinger of acting. only drinking makes me less reclusive.
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