So the only next natural step in my mind was to decide to quit my job next June and do it. I am going to be turning it into a fundraiser with a pledge drive for Mental Health Awareness and donating all the proceeds to charity.
For those of you who are wondering what I will do for work upon my return...I'm not to worried about I am sure our Lord and Savior Barack shall grant; peace, harmony, and vast riches by then...oh and health care too.
For all of you who happen to be English teachers and are thinking to yourselves, Jesus there;'s not enough read ink in the states to correct this short entry I will pick some up for you on my way through Canada. Cause 8:30 on Friday and I have been drinking since noon.
Oh yeah D-Rock will be the bookie for said journey.
Peace out
E to the Mother F'n P
4 comments:
2% house rake... I'm basically joining to get rich off this one.
You just made my day... What a ridiculous post. After this idea somehow manifested itself in your tiny little excuse for brain, how did you not realize the absurdity of your thoughts before projecting them onto the inter-web for everyone to read and exploit?
You couldn't ride a bike to the liquor store without breaking at least 3 bones in your body and killing someone's dog.
Here's a bet for you... If you ride your bike from Alaska to Florida, I'll run one of those 100 mile races with Barger.... naked.
Maybe you'll be on the History Channels new show "Ice Road Bikers"
I could go on and on.... I'm never going to let you live this down.
E to the Mother F'n P.... I love you man.
You're right EP; I did have to throw up in my mouth a little after reading your post. Even drunks are allowed to use proper spelling and grammar!
Seems like a solid plan you have going; the only thing missing is what kind of bike you plan to use.
I suggest:
1. The actual bike from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
2. An over-sized adult tricyle
3. A tandem bicycle.
Oh, and if you come through Ohio, I'll ride on your pegs for awhile to keep you company.
Good Luck Brother!
-AG-
Sas I love it... but i do feel sorry for Barger having to run 100 miles with you naked!
And yes you also posted it for everyone to read I will be at the finish line with a camera!!!!!
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